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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Men and Women

In a nasty mood today..Therefore this piece particularly appeals at this point of time..Unfortunately I do not know who wrote it..whoever did has truly got it right!! Couldn't agree more..

WOMAN’S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen song,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh**.









P.S. This is my 50th post on my blog :) Thanks for your love... I love you all :)

28 comments:

MarieHarmony said...

Funny! I imagine your mood dear!
Take care, there are still good men out there, you just have to be patient! Take care, much love.

Sunakshi said...

Totally agree..!

Sunakshi said...

Btw keep up the good work :)

Happy blogging :)

Leo Paw said...

Congratulation on hitting 50.
I don't think a man ever born have ever been a Mr perfect. If he is, he is either not he, or he has some strange deep rooted intentions. Lucky are those who find people who are genuine and close to Mr Perfects.

Pat Hatt said...

LMAO oh that second one was too funny, but yes many men are like that. Thankfully not Pat or the cat, may have our quirks but aren't jerks.

albusclosethedoor said...

Seriously if this was anymore stereotypical... Oh wait it can't be...

Brian Miller said...

ouch...i hope you dont lump all men in that category though i do know it is true of quite a few...

Ege Denne said...

Hehe ;) ♥

Rahul Bhatia said...

That was a brilliant fantasy , Madhulika! A perfect way to celebrate a half century:) Congratulations and wishing you many more...

I do, I do. said...

Nice read!! ;)

Thank you once again for stopping by my blog. Your words were pleasing! :)

nikhimenon said...

don''t totally agree with 'man's poem'..
ts true that a minority of men look only for alcohol and sex..but thats t\nt true for most f the men..

btw watching south indian movies s pretty much fun...try watchn sum with english subtitles.the heroes here will put even spiderman and superman to shame.....!

Life Unordinary said...

where did you find the poems from? are they yours? if so, i have to know what inspired you!

DIDI said...

i loved the woman`s poem but the man`s poem is way tooo Funny lol.. Congrats on your 50th post :)

palak said...

lol its true ! ..women thnk wd dre pure heart n men :/ nnaaaaaahhh dey dnt ever may be!
i liked it..cngrts fr ur 5oth! :) keep blogging :)

saikat mbka ghosh said...

congo to yr 50th post..happy blogging...we hope for many more lovely post form d ingenious Madhulika, as far as this post is concerned....i seriously didn't like it coz..2 me life isn't a profit nd loss statement or it isn't a symbotic association wid yr partner...! u luv ur Dad rght ?? dats unconditional rght?? d man u wll marry make sure u 2 hav dat kind of unconditional love between d 2 of u...coz dats wat makes mere morals like us enjy immortal happiness :) :D my bst wishes to you :)

Madhulika said...

@MarieHarmony : I am not at all sure that good men exists... still.. will try to find some ;)

@Sunakshi : Thanks sweetheart :)

@Leo Paw : I agree... Lucky are people who find their Mr. Prefect

@Pat Hatt : I am glad that you agreed that men are like that ;)

@albusclosethedoor : yes it is :P

@Brian Miller : Well.. i guess i am lumping all men into the same category...

@Ege Denne : :)

@Rahul Bhatia : Thanks a lot... :)

@I do, I do. : Thanks a lot for stopping by my blog.. it means a lot to me :)

@nikhimenon : I guess men always look for money and sex... They can be really creepy at times

@Life Unordinary : well... naah they ain't mine.. I just read them somewhere online... It was damn true so i posted it...

@DIDI : Thanks a lot :)

@palak : I am glad you liked it.. Thanks a lot.. keep coming back :)

@saikat mbka ghosh : 'unconditional love'.. isnt it something everyone of us is dreaming of??? But the hard side of life is that very few of us find such a love... I just dream of finding such a man who would complete me...

Bikramjit said...

congrats on the half century ..

the poem for a MAN no no not , I dont care for GOLF or nymphomanic .. but liquor store is ok ..

dont agree with it alll ..

Bikram's

Ankur said...

I seem to remember getting this poem as a message, ages back... Funny that you put it up here :D

Paige said...

The woman's prayer: Amen.

kaykuala said...

A man's heart is so easy to win over, Madhu! Act loving with soft whispers, you'll never go wrong!

Hnak

Prasoon said...

Ahh.... Like the girl's poem but don't agree with boy's poem completely. I'm satisfied with liquor store :D
Nevertheless it is funny.

Congratulations for the 50th post. Keep writing. :) :)

Harshita Srivastava said...

cool...love the humour in the man's poem
keep writing
congos on your 50th post
God bless
:)

Zeba said...

The man stole my heart I tell you! Hehe. Good stuff girl.

Geojour said...

That poem makes me feel terrible for being a man.

Madhulika said...

@Bikramjit : Thanks a lot

@Ankur : its the truth.. so i shared it :)

@Paige : *smiles*

@kaykuala : I doubt if a man even has a heart.

@Prasoon : Thanks a lot

@Harshita Srivastava : Thanks a lot for stopping by.. your words mean a lot to me

@Zeba : Thank you :)

@Geojour : i wish every man could have felt the same... then this world would have been a better place to live in.

Anonymous said...

full of shit....gud choice for a girl :P

obat jerawat said...

postingan yang bagus tentang"Men and Women"

Anonymous said...

Dear Madhulika Ji,
Its not true always.
U can think in a reverse way.


"KUMAR"

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